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Okay, here's a little bedroom tip. Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave...
Afternoon, everyone! Remember me?! I ended up taking a bit of a blogging break after my last post - I was a bit burnt out by January madness at work and I ended up getting sick. But I'm back now: back...
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I'm Jeff Goldblum in 'The Fly'
Hello! Happy Valentine's Day, if that's your thing. It's not really mine, or Nic's - although we did drink champagne last night. Although it's not like we ever really need an excuse to drink champagne....
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I blacked out after Goldman's eyes popped out of his sockets. Believe me, you...
Hello boys and girls, whasssssup?! What is up here is that I have had a long day and I am tired. It was shaping up to be a busy day anyway, and then it all went a bit mad after lunch. Everything is in...
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One Leap Day when I was a kid, the Harlem River froze and I decided to cross...
Hey everyone - happy Leap Day! I didn't spend it doing anything wild or crazy, sadly. I worked from home and I woke up with a cold, so this is coming to you from the depths of a blanket fortress on the...
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For a short while, a marvellous serenity enters his life and he is at one...
Hey guys! What is the craic?! I have basically minus craic at the moment. When I last wrote I was getting sick and, since then, I have been properly sick. I had the flu and then I got sinusitis. The...
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Tipsy? You were like all of the Mad Men.
HOLA LOVERS! How is everyone? I am grand. Still bloody coughing, but grand. Since I last wrote, spring put in a brief appearance, which made me very happy. It's gone a little bit chilly again but on...
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How dare you bring shame on this... CELEBRATION OF SHEEP?!
Hey everyone! Happy Easter! I hope everyone has been having a relaxing weekend. After a very busy few weeks at work I was really REALLY hanging out for the long weekend, especially as it was going to...
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One fervid whirl over her turgid error. Rural Juror.
Hello! How's the form with everyone this Monday, eh? I have had a pretty good one, to be fair. It's been some time since I had that back-to-school feeling on a Sunday night, but I did last night for...
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They have trees and Ewoks and barbecues, which is why I like Endor better...
WELL HOWDY HO! Well, it's dismal as flip here today in Leamington, but it's hard to be too gloomy. I have pickled onion monster munch, tea, and Monday is over for another week. Can't be bad. I had a...
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Follow your dreams. You can reach your goal. I'm living proof. Beefcake.
Hey guys! Happy Friday! I am having a very chilled out Friday night with pizza, gin and episodes of Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Yeah, don't laugh at that last one. Or, laugh if you...
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And though washing one's hands twenty to thirty times a day would be...
Evening boys and girls. Happy Friday! I am very happy to have reached Friday. This week didn't get off to a brilliant start and it took a rapid nosedive at around Wednesday lunchtime. Something went...
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Bill Oddie gave me a dressing gown as a Christmas present. He enclosed a...
Hey guys! To my readers in the UK, happy May Day holiday! I have certainly appreciated having the day off work today, although the unseasonably cold and windy weather has meant that all I've wanted to...
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If you're going to the kitchen, could you get me two whiskey sours? One for...
Hey guys! It's been nearly two weeks since I've been around - do you all still remember me? The last two weeks can only be described as chaotic. I've had some absolutely lovely days - last weekend was...
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Me, my ass double and a drill that once appeared on Home Improvement are...
Hey everyone! Hello!Life hasn't been much less chaotic since the last time I was here. Well, no, that's not strictly true. It's been slightly less chaotic but the chaos has been a little bit more...
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I don't sleep on planes. I don't want to get incepted.
Hello everyone!Yeaaah! So, we made it to New York and back. That's me there, at Brooklyn Bridge Park. It's probably pretty unnecessary to say that we had an amazing holiday - especially unnecessary if...
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If Shakespeare had written Taken, it’d be four hours long and be mainly Liam...
Evening! I hope this finds everyone well. I'm suffering from the combined effects of hay fever and a head cold, feeling deeply anxious about the outcome of today's EU Referendum and still only halfway...
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It happened on a Sunday afternoon; on a lovely bright crisp winter's...
Evening everyone!So, okay. Normally I wouldn't talk politics on the blog but I feel like I can't write a post without mentioning the outcome of last week's EU Referendum. It's been on my mind...
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Ooh, it's funny that, isn't it? Him liking red sauce and you not liking red...
Hello!Happy Saturday, everyone! After a pretty turbulent week, emotionally, I'm starting to feel on slightly more of an even keel now. Nic and I are having a quiet and relaxing weekend with nothing...
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I am sometimes bored by people, but never by life.
Hello hello! Evening everyone. What's the craic? I'm grand - I've been having a bit of a weird, anxious week. It's definitely everything that is going on in the world; there is just too much news right...
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I wonder what time it is in Cork.
Hey guys! What's shaking? I'm sitting here on the sofa in my pyjamas with my head wrapped in clingfilm - it's henna time again - so, you know, it's standard issue glamour up in here tonight. I am going...
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