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It was a topless woman on a tractor. Do you know what they call that in...
Hey hey boys and girls. Happy Monday! I've been a meeting all day today...I have another all-day meeting tomorrow and generally a pretty meeting heavy-week looms. They're mainly all rooms with windows,...
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Kids! They're as bad as Special Branch. You never know what the blighters are...
YO! I hope everyone is having a lovely Wednesday evening. I'm feeling pretty chilled, myself. Nic and I went out for a nice long walk, I've just placed an exciting order on Master of Malt (Few...
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I really only listen to German Death Reggae and Halloween sound effects...
Greetings, humans! It is Sunday evening and dismal af outside, so I am taking the necessary steps of drinking tea and watching Made In Chelsea. I'd like to say that it's my guilty pleasure but I'm not...
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I have cried twice in my life. Once, when I was seven and hit by a school bus...
Hello! How is Thursday treating everyone? I've been having a busy week and a slightly stressful one too, as my granny fell yesterday and is now in the hospital. She cut her leg open pretty badly and...
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Lemon, you look terrible, and I once watched you eat oysters while you had a...
Hello strangers! Remember me?! I took a little blogging break there because we went on holiday and, when we got back, went basically immediately away again (to London and Kent). Mainly though, I...
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My name is Mr Big...I tell you what.
Hello there! How's she cutting? Everything is grand for me. I have had the day off today - it was my birthday yesterday, so I decided to take a long weekend. The weather has been damp and dismal, so...
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I wasn’t flirting with her. I didn’t even mention that I work in propane!
Hello! Good evening. This post is coming to you from a cosy nest on the sofa, where I am currently holed up feeling sick and a bit sorry for myself. It's nothing serious, but enough to make me a little...
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I was sobbing at a pizza buffet, and they asked me to leave.
Hello hello! I hope that everyone has been having a good week. I've been having a busy week at work so it's got to Wednesday but it feels at once like it can't be Wednesday already and also that the...
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The point is, when you eat at Hank's, YOU and YOUR FOOD are going on an...
HEY NOW! How is everyone? I am...injured, actually. Nic and I were watching an episode of Made In Chelsea earlier and, when it finished, I danced out of the room to the theme tune and banged my foot...
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Brr. It sure is cold in here. I wish some strong, chivalrous man would lend...
Hellooooo! What's happening, folks? Not too much craic here, it has to be said - which I'm not complaining about! I'm trying to embrace the clocks going back rather than bemoaning the end of the summer...
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It doesn't have any eyebrows except on Saturdays and when it yawns it sounds...
Evening all! It's been a little while, hasn't it? As usual, life and work has been busy and obviously there has been a lot of news going on. Like many people, I was very upset about the outcome of the...
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Some of the happiest moments of my life have been at Waitrose. I was recently...
(Return of the Mack) Come on(Return of the Mack) Oh my God! (You know that I'll be back) Here I am (Return of the Mack) Once again (Return of the Mack) Top of the world! (Return of the Mack) Watch my...
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I'm agorophobic. I can't even watch Groundforce.
Hola! A slightly belated happy new year, everyone! I hope you saw in the new year in the style that suited you best. Nic and I had a really lovely, relaxing break. On the 30th, we went to London as Nic...
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I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the...
Evening everyone! You know, it's hard to know how to start blog posts these days because there is so much shitty stuff going on in the world that being all, "Hey, take a look at my dresses and shoes...
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I’m pretty and tough, like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown.
Hello hello helloooooo! It's been a while: this getting back into blogging craic fell by the wayside a bit as January swallowed me whole. But it's February now and although it's still pretty brutally...
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I'm clown realness.
Hello! So... my resolution to blog more often has totally fallen by the wayside, hasn't it? I can't apologise for it really either... it doesn't matter all that much. It's the way it as at the moment....
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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Hello! Urgh... so my plan to blog more frequently has been a big fat FAIL, hasn't it? Oh well. Here I am now anyway. I'm having a short break from work for Easter, which is really good as everything...
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It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it.
Hey strangers, what's happening? Yet again, it's been a while, but that's just how life is at the moment, I'm afraid. The last few weeks have been quite difficult, as my granny died on Easter Monday.My...
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If I'm going to be white, don't make me be Irish. That's the worst one.
Hello! I actually started drafting this post earlier in the week, before the horrific attack on Manchester on Monday night. It does feel frivolous in one way to be posting about shoes and dresses and...
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She'll be a summer girl. She'll have hair. She'll have summer friends who...
HOWDY PARTNERS. How is everyone? Mainly a little bit like this, perhaps?I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm not really complaining about good weather. I wish that I didn't have hay fever and that humidity...
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