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Idea for a programme entitled 'Yachting Mishaps'. Some funny, some tragic.

Hello hello! What's happening, folks? I'm grand - I'm honestly trying to blog more and stay in touch, especially as I have a backlog of lovely dresses to show you, but the part of my personality that...

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July 19th. On this day, Galway liberated from Indians, Marathon becomes...

Ah hello there! And how are we all on this fine July afternoon? I'm grand - I have a cup of tea (Earl Grey, hot), Hannibal on in the background (S2, which is mostly not great but, you know, Mads...)...

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The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send soup...

Hello there! It's been a while, I know, but the blogger part of me hasn't died completely!Anyway, I haven't been up to much since I last blogged. I've been working and sewing as usual. Nic and I had a...

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Culture, mate. That's where the hope of the world lies. And a more cultural...

Hello lads and ladies! Happy Friday - I hope this week has been treating you well. I have had a very full week at work, which has actually been really enjoyable. The period between September and...

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"Are you single and looking for love?" No, I'm married and looking for cake.

Hello! What's happening, lads? It's all good here with me: the sun is shining, work is done for the day and the dinner is cooking away (I am making minestrone soup) for later. I have a few days of work...

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I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.

Hello everyone! I hope that the early days of autumn (or spring, for those of you in the other hemisphere) are treating you well.I'm not too bad, myself. It was my birthday a couple of weeks ago. It...

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It's Ireland's largest lingerie section, I understand. I read that... somewhere.

Hello boys and girls! Again, it has been a while, but that's just the craic there. Life has been busy recently, as it often is - but here are some highlights since I wrote last time:Belfast...

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Months of delicate hard work and now look at it, you ham-fisted bun vendor!

Hi guys! So I guess that blogging once every couple of weeks is about my level at the moment, so that's the craic there.It's been a long and pretty tough couple of weeks, though. Work is intense, I've...

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The password is "CATCH YOURSELF ON"

Ah hello, it's yourselves.Yes, it has been a while... I just can't seem to get back into the swing of regular blogging at all, but life has really managed to get in the way. The last time I was seen...

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And you know, all of my clothes double as pyjamas.

WELL. Well, well, well, well.It's been five months since I last blogged, which is guess is not so much a break as a sabbatical. A hiatus? Either way, it wasn't intentional, although I did end up...

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Do you know where I might find a Detective Chief Inspector... looks like...

Why hello there, it's yourselves! I hope you're all well. I'm currently enjoying this ridiculously sunny and warm weather - as a faintly blue-tinged Irish woman, I'm not really physically compatible...

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You are strong, you are a Kelly Clarkson song, you've got this!

Hello hello HELL-OOOH! I hope you're all grand. I'm feeling pretty grand: I have been (mostly) enjoying the warm, sunny weather - on the one hand I do not enjoy the hayfever and the fact that I swell...

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Police work wouldn't be possible without coffee. No work would be possible...

Hello my dears! Unsurprisingly, the dream of blogging more often has sort of fallen by the wayside in the face of a busy summer. But, sure, what can you do.Anyway, things are grand here. I had a busy...

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Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me, call me...

Well hello, all you lovely lot. Nic is out this evening, I have a crappy film on in the background and I thought the time was right to do a little blogging. The film is We Need To Talk About Kevin and...

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You’ve seen them, the rappers, the rap singers. They’re on the on a lot of...

Hello my loves! And how is September treating you all? I am still slightly in denial that it even is September, despite it being the 19th... it is often a trying month (despite it containing my...

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Soccer was invented by European ladies to keep them busy while their husbands...

HEY IS THIS THING ON?Ugh, I know. It has been a while. How are you all? Have you been on holiday, had your hair cut? Are those new shoes?I have been on holiday, in fairness... and had my hair cut. And...

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An object lesson in the healing powers of obstinacy and a hostile disposition.

I had thought that my inclination for blogging had perhaps died completely as, after writing my most recent post in NOVEMBER LAST YEAR, I haven't felt in any way compelled to pick it back up. But...

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I've been down the salt mines with my fellow Johnny Lunchpails so long, I no...

Hello children! I am actually somehow here, even though my motivation to blog has been almost - although evidently not totally dead.I had all sorts of good intentions after my last post at the end of...

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When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy.

Hello hello! How have we all been since the middle of October, eh? I've been okay - mostly great, in fact - nobody I love has been in a horrific accident, so the latter months of this year are showing...

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I didn’t go missing, David. The FBI knew where I was the entire time!

Well. It's a little embarrassing to roll up and publish a post on a blog that has been gathering dust for LITERALLY 18 MONTHS. The last time I sat down to write here was December 2019. I'm not going to...

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