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Even if you're a mad twat, you tidy up between jobs. You just do.
Scott and Bailey series 3, episodes 4 and 5. Also known as: SHIT GETS REALAnother late recap, due to holidays. So this time I'm going to talk about episodes 4 and 5, which kind of worked as a...
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They sold my book in Paris. It's an advance from France!
Bon soir all! Yes, it's that time. Time for me to show you some of the squillion photos I took when we were in Paris, and to tell you about our trip. SPOILER: We had a really good time.So, being back...
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Once again, you display an immaturity about vegetables that I think is not at...
Hey all! It's FINALLY FRIDAY! This week has been so busy at work, it's felt both interminable and also has sped by in a blur. I haven't blogged my Me Made May progress since day 8, so here's a bumper...
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We'll buy cheap booze and run through these backstreets, you be Cleopatra and...
Evening all! This evening in Chateau Clackett it's all about dinner and The X-Files, and maybe a bit of sewing later. I hope everyone else is having as pleasant a day!Anyway, I had a thoroughly lovely...
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We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming...
Right now, Nic is doing the washing up to the sounds of Kate Bush. I so wish I could capture how happy that makes me, but instead I'll just try to greet you with Wooooow wooooooow wooooow...
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I remember the first time I ate a live taspar. I was six years old and living...
Evening guys! It's pretty rare for me to blog on a Saturday, but here I am! The dinner is cooking, and Nic and I are watching Star Trek: The Next Generation. There are two Rikers in this episode so...
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I know I'd like to beat you senseless with a head of cabbage, I know that for...
Evening lovelies! After that idyllic, sunny bank holiday weekend today has been a bit of a washout! I also had today off, one of the small perks of working in the bit of the public sector that I work...
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Eh, no. I am NOT dancing to 'You Can Leave Your Hat On'
Hey guys! It's JUNE. The SUN IS SHINING. I'm a BIT PISSED. This is a good thing! No, seriously though. I was teaching today at Berylune, and then I was drinking cocktails in Amy's garden. That is my...
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Aye, ye cannae beat a cooked breakfast, man!
Evening! I've been having a busy week so far, having officially started my new job on Monday. Considering how much I usually complain about work, I've been feeling great about it. Today was genuinely...
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This isn't South Belfast, Ma'am. This could all kick off.
Hey everyone, remember me? It's been nearly two weeks since I blogged, which is most unlike me. Getting stuck into any new job would be challenging but my official first two weeks have coincided with a...
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The last time I knew you, Brenda, you were living above your dad's chip shop,...
Evening all! One of the things I've been meaning to do forever is share some photos from the second half of our holiday to Paris at the end of April. I know it's nearing the end of June now but what...
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Ah, your Auntie Elsie, Brenda. Is she still a cleaner down the brewery?
Hello lovelies! Oh, it's been a funny old week. Perhaps it was the barometric pressure, but I spent most of the week ill and totally all over the place emotionally. I'm much brighter and more myself...
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It's David Niven, it's Stewart Granger, it's Nigel Havers. It's a green blazer.
Evening all! Having had an day indoors of marking, with only the builder outside and The O.C. season 3 boxed set to stop me going mad with boredom, I'm really super glad that it's the end of the work...
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I thought you had your leave, Lewis. You're always on leave!
Yo Yo Yo, what is up? It's Friday night and I'm obviously being a bad party animal as I'm at home, blogging, in my jammies. In my defence, I have to be in work at the crack of dawn tomorrow. A big old...
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Jet from Gladiators to host a barn dance at Yeovil Aerodrome. Properly...
Hola lovers! Apologies for my absence - things got very busy here in Clackett Mansions - mainly work, but some fun too. Maybe I should catch up in chronological order but I'm what they call a maverick...
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Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear Magazine.
Hello strangers! There's been a bit of an unintended hiatus round here lately. Partly this is due to the uncommonly good weather we've been having, and partly it's because life has still been pretty...
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Well, I only wear designer labels. These are Jamie Foxx for Assfarm.
Yo dudes, what is up?! I can't quite believe it is only Wednesday, but there we are. It feels a bit back-to-front to show this dress to you now, as it was initially a kind of test garment for my Dolly...
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Business drunk is like rich drunk. Either way, it's legal to drive.
It's Friday everyone! Hurrah! I'm extremely happy about this because this is the first weekend for ages that I have no plans. I've had a really fun few months but I can't lie, the prospect of a couple...
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Dan's a fantastic man. I was talking to him earlier and he asked what kind of...
Hello loves! Monday has rolled around yet again, but I'm hoping I can put a bit of sweetness into your Monday with a little giveaway. The people from Appliances Online got in touch with me last week...
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Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you are not ghosts.
Hello! How's everybody's week going? I'm having yet another busy one, but a fruitful one all the same. Things are good! Thank you to everyone who commented on my post about, or emailed me about what...
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