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When people get a little too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong...
A couple of weeks ago, I got an email from Minerva Crafts, which said "would you like us to send you everything you need to make a dress?" Perhaps unsurprisingly, my answer was something along the...
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Fundamentally, people are suckers for the truth. And the truth is on your...
Evening, evening! Now, first up - I drew the winner of the £50 ASOS giveaway at random, and the winner is Marie of A Stitching Odyssey! Congratulations, Marie! Appliances Online also sent me a £25...
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Erectile dysfunction. It's not just a dog problem any more.
Sunday evening, it's raining, and I'm in my pyjamas. It's all good though, because I'm at the end of a long weekend so lovely it's as if I have been on holiday, I'm all loose-limbed and sleepy and...
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No round envelopes for me! No way, Hose.
It feels like it's been an absolute age since I blogged. It's just been a week, but it's been one of those weeks where life pretty comprehensively got in the way. Not even in an exciting way, either,...
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Doris Day could never make me cheer up quite the way those French girls...
Oh, hello there! Happy Saturday everyone. After a week of full-on, falling into bed as soon as I get home exhaustion, it's so good that it's finally the weekend. I've been having a lovely Saturday -...
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My father says there's only one perfect view, and that's the view of the sky...
Evening all! I have been working from home today, and it feels like such a treat to do that on a Monday. Of course, it helped that the sun was shining, and Nic was here and that he went out in the...
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You made the same mistake that Mickey Rourke made on that catamaran. You...
Evening all! I hope everyone is having a good week - and now it's Wednesday night so it's very nearly almost the weekend. Can you tell I'm ready for my holiday yet?!I've had a funny old day. I woke up...
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Oh god, Ted. We had to strip her of her title. We found out she'd been in a...
Evening evening. I am super-cool this evening. Nic is out at a gig, and I'm in bed watching The West Wing with a glass of wine. It's good though, because I am on holiday. Hurrah!I had a ridiculously...
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Sorry, Ted. I was concentrating too hard on looking holy.
Hi everyone! Or, as we like to say here in Northern Ireland, 'BOUT YE? I'm having a very happy and relaxing time here at my parents' house. Nic and I haven't been up to much apart from spending time...
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We've missed our slot. Dance Witch Abortion are on now, and they're rocking out.
Evening everyone! Nic and I are back in Leamington after a really wonderful week at home. I'm all unpacked, and feeling the benefit of a week at home.It really was a wonderful week off. My sister...
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Oh god, yeah. Jack's good, but if anything happened to Nick we'd be up to our...
Evening all! Thank you all so much for your extremely kind comments on my last post - it really means so much, and basically neither us have stopped smiling since Friday! It's certainly made going back...
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If anyone ever gives you ten thousand to one on anything, you take it. If...
Oh, HELLO! It's a cold and blustery September afternoon and I'm feeling like we might have seen the last of summer. Yesterday I saw the muscular little shirtless man outside Savers with his top on....
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I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Hello everybody! This week has been crawling by at a snail's pace, has it not? I can't believe it's only Thursday afternoon when it should clearly be Friday by now. Bah!It's been a weird week. I wonder...
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Not even Crowded House gets a 90-10 split. It's unheard of!
WHO LIKES TO ROCK THE PARTY? I like to rock the party. Hey guys!So, since my last post/enormous cry for help, I have been feeling a lot better. The weather has still sort of sucked, but I managed to...
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Don't shoot until you see the green of its tentacles.
It's FRIIIIDDDAAAAY! I'm feeling especially buoyant about that because I'm on leave next week and I am looking forward to a week out of the office like nothing else. Sweetening the deal is the bottle...
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It's like I'm not even camping. This is actually a dog couch, but it's super...
Oh hello! It's been a wee while, but I have been on holiday this week visiting Nic's family in Kent. I'm back now though dudes, and lovely and all as the seaside is, it's good to be back in Leamington....
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Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Evening! As it's gone all grey and chilly again, I'm going to try to mentally warm myself up by blogging some of the pictures I took when Nic and I visited his parents last week in Kent. Apparently...
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I didn't know they made champagne in New Jersey.
HOLLA. Hoping this Sunday evening is finding you all well - I'm just coming out the other side of a three-day barometric pressure headache. Those things suck. It's not like a migraine where you can't...
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Nice legs. For a human.
Hello! As I type this, I'm half watching an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where Bev takes up with some smooth new dude, and of course it turns out that he's a Trill, and that's complicated....
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We've tried to study him, of course, but he's much too sophisticated for the...
Evening all, on this dismal and rainy Monday! I had a super weekend, fully relaxing after a busy week. I opened the blinds yesterday morning, took one look at the torrential rain outside, and got back...
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