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This wasn't amateur hour, Phil. People died because of your lack of...
Hello you lot, what's up? Things are grand here in Clackett Towers. Or at least, I'm feeling no pain. Work is still stressful as shit but Nic and I had a wonderful weekend celebrating the wedding of...
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No wonder he changed his name. You don't get many Nigel the Greats, do you?
Evening all! I've emerged, blinking, from a lovely bank holiday weekend to another week at work. Dramatic sigh. It was a very good weekend, in which I was able to find the time to do lots of my...
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I'm a panhandle hick and my wedding will be just another panel on my mother's...
Hello! How's the form? I'm mostly very well, although I have a bit of a sore throat that is annoying me. I mean, really, throat? Again?I had a very stressful and annoying week last week at work. I was...
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Charlie, tell the president he will eat his salad, and if he doesn't like it,...
Hello! What's the craic, boys and girls? I'm grand - I'm just back from a few days working in London, which were pretty good days, all in all. Although, man, TIRING. I was staying in Bloomsbury, and...
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Malcolm McDowell is trapped in the future. He's being pursued by a cyberpunk...
Hola pups! How's everyone doing? I've just had a lovely, fun-filled weekend with family and I have the rest of this week off to recover, thankfully. For their Christmas present this year, rather than...
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I know I look square, but I'm like my father's tractor. I take a while to...
Hellllooo! Actually no I should say, "howdy y'all" because Nic and I have been watching Nashville again.That's how finding out that S3 is online made me feelAnyway. I was back at work today after a...
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I only hate sunburn and hangovers. This is just business.
Hey everyone, happy Friday! It has rolled around more quickly than I expected it would, given that I was back at work this week. It was helped by the fact that Nic and I booked a holiday to Paris for...
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We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or...
Heeeeeyy you guys! It's Wednesday afternoon and I am utterly exhausted after a three-day event at work. I can't promise this post is going to be any too coherent, sorry! They've been good days, but...
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As I sat looking up at the Guinness Ad, I could never figure out how your man...
Hello everyone! How's it going, there? Everything is grand here - Nic and I are just back from a lovely long weekend at home in Northern Ireland. It was brilliant. I had been feeling ill all last week...
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You've a lovely voice. Very like Celine Dion!
Hey hey! Hello everyone! I hope you're all well - the craic here is ninety-one, as usual. I had such a thrilling work day that my line manager and I are considering making it a weekly competition to...
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Bobby and me have decided. He's going to stick vegetables up his nose. He's...
Hello hello! Happy Heatwave to my British readers and just, you know, happy Wednesday afternoon to all the rest of you all. I'm currently hiding out in the flat. The lovely warm weather is good and...
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There’s something missing, something wrong. It’s like a pretty girl with...
Hello everyone! Happy Monday my loves! I hope everyone has had a lovely, lovely weekend. I'm a teeny bit - a teeny tiny bit - hungover after a weekend of (relative) excess. It was nice, actually. Since...
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He drank a whole bottle of champagne out of one of my pumps. My charcoal pads...
Oh HELLO! I hope everyone is grand. I'm not too bad here, even though it's a) Monday and b) extremely dreary. Things aren't too bad, though. I worked at home today and Nic and I were able to go out for...
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We were getting four pounds a day and all you could eat. But sure you...
HELLO! Twice in the one week, what? That's not like me, eh? But, the dinner is cooking and I got a few photos today of a recently-finished dress and I thought, why not. I'll be a badass this...
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Oh, honey, you are not trash just because you grew up in a trailer and your...
HELLO! What's happening, folks? I've reached a happy end to a weird Monday - I had a bad case of the mean reds today for no reason that I can really articulate. It's weird when anxiety kicks off for no...
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Have you seen 'Pretty Woman'? It's about a prostitute called Richard Gere.
Well lads, what's the craic? She's ninety here, as usual. You know I live a wild life.Ha ha, no. Not really. Nic was away over the weekend and I mainly spent it knitting and watching documentaries. Oh,...
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All the professional actors write their lines on each other's clothes. The...
Hello! How's Sunday treating everyone? I'm not too bad - a little tired out after a very sociable weekend. Nic and I ended up spending nine hours in the pub with friends yesterday. It was brilliant -...
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Ooh, 'sofa'. Somebody got all flouncy when I wasn't looking. What are you...
Hello lads, what's happening? It's been a while, but I was on holiday and then I was not on holiday. I'm back now though. Being back isn't all that bad - it's weirdly nice to come back to normal life -...
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Why are we watching a foreign movie? You'd think if it was any good they...
Hola boys and girls! Has this week not been the longest week? I think this week has been three weeks long and it's still on Thursday night. WTF? It hasn't been a bad week or anything, just long. Some...
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I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
Hello strangers! It's been a while, yeah? It's been a difficult week or so. Nic's grandfather died suddenly last week and... well, yes. That's been very sad and very difficult for everyone. He was a...
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