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I hope there was enough shark meat in the refrigerator for one of your...
Hola! What's up, my friends? All good here: after a fucking crazy week last week I had a very restful weekend and, so far, this week has been moderately good. Maybe my expectations are lowered but to...
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Now's not the time to discuss this, but I will need to eat your umbilical cord.
Hello strangers! What's happening?! I've had a few weeks' break from both sewing and blogging, but I thought it was time to break that streak. I'm still figuring out what I want to do with the blog but...
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He was one of the good ones. Like Clint Eastwood in a beard, but fatter.
Hello hello! I hope everyone is grand. I'm not too bad: tired and eagerly anticipating finishing work for Christmas, which I do on Wednesday. Before that I have to get through two days of what will...
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Aaaaah BRILLIANT! A load of people in a stable, Ted. It's the one thing I...
Hello, and happy Christmas everyone! I hope you've all been having a fun and festive time. I have - it's so nice to finally have some time off work! I've been thoroughly enjoying having some downtime...
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The important thing is the rhythm. Always have rhythm in your shaking. Now, a...
Hey hey and Happy New Year everyone! I hope your holidays were everything you hoped they would be. The alcohol poisoning incident and a bout of insomnia (ugh) aside, mine really were. This year was the...
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I'm so gorgeous, there's a six month waiting list for birds to suddenly...
YO! Hello everyone! Well, I hope we have all managed to get through the first full week back at work after Christmas (I know not all of us, but I think this describes this week for many people). I've...
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This online slang dictionary says it's short for "amazing." Or it's a club...
Heeeeeeey it's Friday! Has this week not lasted, like, a MONTH?! I mean, seriously? It may have felt this way because it was another week of all-day meetings, and another week with two days sequestered...
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A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by...
Yo yo yo! What's the haps, people? The craic here is limited. I've been working from home today, feeling ill, and spent most of the day on my own scowling at my work laptop, plotting what to buy to...
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Are you insane? Do you seriously expect me to wear grey out of season? I'd...
YO! Hello everyone! What's happening, boys and girls?! I'm having a very chilled out Sunday evening, drinking gin and watching NYPD Blue - which, it turns out, is still wonderful even after the death...
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I may have just burnt the house down, but I made damn sure you were in it...
Helloooooooo! Long time no write, isn't it? I'm sure that 2015 is going to be a good year, but the first six weeks of it has been kind of kicking my ass. The last few weeks in particular have been a...
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Jealousy is a very ugly thing, Dorothy. And so are you in anything backless.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY you guys! I'm back! Back and badder than ever! Or, you know, back at any rate, and feeling a good deal better than the last time I wrote.Thank you to everyone who got in touch with...
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Peachy keen, jellybean.
Hello! What's happening, folks? It's Sunday and I'm sitting on the sofa, under my favourite blanket with my head wrapped in clingfilm. Applying henna to my rapidly greying hair is one of those things...
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When you think about it, thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of...
Hello hello! Happy weekend, everyone, and happy end of February! I am so ridiculously pleased to have reached the end of what is always a very difficult month for me that I celebrated last night with...
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We're building something here, detective. We're building it from scratch. All...
YOOOOOOOOO! Hello everyone! What's up?! It's been another busy few weeks here at Clackett Towers. I was wrong when I said work was getting less busy, it turns out, but at least the daylight hours are...
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I've always said humans need more animal blood. It keeps the spine straight.
Hello hello! What's the haps, boys and girls? I am having a very restful and fun weekend after an unexpectedly stressful and annoying week. Work has been busy and a little bit irritating - well, it...
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Do you know how hard it is to fake your own death? Only one man has pulled it...
OH HELLO! Happy Friday evening! I hope things are good with you all. I've had kind of an annoying week. Well, annoying with a few high points. Nic and I went out for burritos with Rick and Lauren on...
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If I worried about what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd...
Yo yo! Hello pups, happy Easter! After an exhausting, if short, week at work, I have a lovely long weekend stretching out ahead of me. Sleeping, sewing, knitting and eating chocolate beckons, as does a...
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Often, the good suffer and the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of...
Morning, boys and girls! Well, okay, afternoon. But hello anyway. Right now the spring sunshine is competing with the spring wind outside, someone nearby is happily grinding away (I think it might be...
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Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you...
AHOOOYYY THERE MATEYS! It's Friday! It's Friday and, for the first time this week, I woke up feeling well. It's only been a cold, and I've been able to work through it, but MAN, it has made this week a...
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It's a beautiful, sunny day and we're in an opticians. It doesn't get any...
Hello! It's Thursday afternoon, which is my Friday this week as I have taken tomorrow off. Dudes, I have needed it. This week has been pretty tough. I know you're probably all pretty much over me...
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