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If there is nothing wrong with me, maybe there is something wrong with the...
Evening dudes and dudettes! I'm having another busy work week, but whatever, it's nearly the weekend. I've been too tired to want to sew, even, but luckily for me I have no shortage of dresses so it's...
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I'm a steak and baked spud man myself, but Mrs Lewis likes to live on the...
Afternoon all! It's another one of those Sunday afternoons where I'm curled up on the sofa with my laptop and a blanket and a cup of tea and it's lovely! As I mentioned previously, the past week at...
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Bludge. It's quite good, actually. You don't even have to drink it. You just...
Evening, dudes! Stormageddon hasn't hit Leamington yet, but Nic and I are battening down the hatches anyway. I have a presentation to make at work tomorrow and, if I'm honest, being rained in is...
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I figured, people have a right to their hobbies, and I have a right to find...
Hi all! It's been a bit of a rollercoaster of a day, here. Our family dog, Paddy, has been ill for the past week. The vets said he had a dangerously low white blood count, but they didn't know why....
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Oh no, it wouldn't be on any maps. We're not exactly New York.
Hola all! It's been a while but things have been busy round here - I was away at the end of last week and then was ill with a virus that left me fit for little else other than prolonged napping. I'm...
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I can talk to animals! Well, not talk to them. I can take commands from them.
Evening everyone! I hope you've all been having a rocking week. Mine has been busy and stressful and satisfying and annoying all at once - I suppose that's life - but it's all been sweetened by the...
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Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that push-up last year for nothing!
Evening, hombres! I've come to the end of an extremely busy week here at and am currently chilling out with some fruit tea and an episode of The X-Files. Right now, Mulder's world is being rocked by...
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Yeeees! It's the Bucket Mouse! Thanks for calling!
Hey all WHAT UP. It's Friday night! I've had a funny week as Nic has been away, and work has been busy, and I had a random day off in the middle of it all. Time passes differently when I'm on my own....
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Ha ha ha ha ha. You've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa! Ruddy Sofa!
Yo yo. I hope you all are having a good week. I'm relieved to have reached Wednesday evening because this week feels like it's dragging its sorry ass, and I'm really ready for it to be the weekend and...
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If I want to lick a hippy I'll just return Joan Baez's phone calls
Hello dudes, happy Sunday! Nic and I have had a very happy Sunday, in which we had a pub lunch with friends, a walk through the markets in town and then put up our Christmas tree. I'm currently...
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Apropos...it's Latin. You got to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're...
All right, folks! It's taken me longer to get to blogging this week than I thought it would, but there you are. I'm off out to the cinema soon to see the new Hunger Games film with some friends, which...
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Me, I have simple tastes. I like to kill my enemy, take their gold and enjoy...
OH, hello! I hope you're all well this Sunday evening. I'm not. I mean, nothing serious, but a head-cold and enough to mean that I've spent the day on the sofa in my pyjamas, watching back-to-back...
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You're swearing now that some day you will destroy me. Remember, women far...
Evening all! Tonight's Dispatches from Dolly Clackett comes from the end of a very long work week and the end of a busy year. Yes, I know it's not 2014 yet, but today was my last day at work until 6th...
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Shorts over six inches are capri pants; shorts under six inches are European
Yo yo YO. I hope everyone is well on this grimy Monday afternoon. I'm in full holiday mode now, which is lovely. I woke up this morning at my usual time, remembered that I didn't have to go to work,...
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Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.
Morning all! Apologies for the radio silence over these parts - since I last wrote, I came back to Northern Ireland for Christmas and everything has been really busy since then. It is really nice to be...
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Weird in a good way. Like going to the gym drunk.
Afternoon all, and happy Christmas Eve! It's snowing and stormy here in my corner of Northern Ireland but, as the song says, since we've no place to go - let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. My plan...
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I want to eat shrimp off an old gay dressed as Baby New Year
Hello all! I hope everyone has had a very happy and relaxing couple of days. I have - Christmas Day itself was hectic and long with so many family members to see, but it was excellent. I spent Boxing...
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TAKE THIS LUMP OF SUGAR BABY YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
HAPPY 2014 EVERYONE! I hope everyone spent last night in a manner of their own choosing and that 2014 holds lots of promise for you all. I stayed in with Nic, my parents, my sister and a few bottles of...
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The only other woman who could understand what I've been though is Priscilla...
Hola lovers! Well, I hope that the cruel few days of early January aren't being too rough on you all. I went back to work on Monday and although it's only Wednesday, I already feel ready for a holiday!...
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I look like the mother of a solid gold dancer.
Woo! Hello there! How's your week going? Mine is grand - I'm having a busy one, but that's nothing new. It's all good, though. Life is good! I'm spending a lot of it on the train at the moment but I...
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