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In the small event that occurs, just crumple two pieces of aluminum foil and...
Hello lovelies! Well, I am having quite the week - quite the month. I know I have already complained talked at some length about my working pattern over the past few weeks, but I am feeling a bit...
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She had too much champagne and a monkey knocked her into some quicksand. It...
What's up, pups? It's a chilly Monday afternoon and I have a cold so I am feeling ever so slightly sorry for myself. I don't know what it is about having a sore throat, but it makes me so emotional!...
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I'm a star, I'm on top, SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME HAM!
Evening, nerds! A very happy Monday to you all. I hope everyone had a good weekend. It's a very chilly Monday night and I'm bundled up in blankets with a glass of prosecco, while Nic watches some...
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I'll never do better than you. You're a cook in the bedroom and a whore in...
Hola! I hope you're all keeping warm and having a good week. Mine so far has been grand - I got a big project signed off yesterday at work, which was both exciting and nerve-wracking. I've been able to...
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But... wait. How... Where else could you put the Northern Hemisphere but on...
Hello! What's the craic with everyone this evening? I'm having a standard Sunday evening of Inspector Morse ('Daughters of Cain') and a roast dinner, after a pretty relaxing weekend. I have two days...
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A happy Anna Howard Shaw day to us all!
Hey hey, and Happy Valentine's Day, if that's your thing! I have the day off today, which is very nice - sitting at home and watching the rain hammer on the windows sure beats sitting in the office and...
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I didn't know what to bring you so I just got some magazines and lipsticks....
Hello hello. Two posts from me in two days. Whaaa? But think of it as a two-parter. Like all of those awesome Star Trek: The Next Generation ones, such as The Best of Both Worlds, Redemption, Gambit,...
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If you don't like it, you can leave. This isn't Eric Roberts' teepee.
Hola! Hope everyone is keeping well. I'm grand - working from home for the next couple of days and trying to balance out how frustrating I find teleconferences with the fact that my house smells a lot...
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Your landlord called. He says it's not the toilet, it's you.
Well well well. Hello, everyone! It's been quite a few days around here, between one thing and another. As I write this, I'm mildly hungover after a lovely afternoon and evening with our friends Rick...
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Why would that cheer her up? Does she look like a 22 year-old frat boy?
Hello hello hello! Happy Thursday evening everyone! I am so glad it's nearly the weekend, I tell you what. I've been finding work really stressful this week and I'm so looking forward to kicking back...
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Those flowers were supposed to say "We love you, we're so sorry" not "You're...
Hello! I hope everyone is having a lovely Sunday. I'm in full-on hibernation mode as the beautiful, spring-like weather of the last few days has given way to a cold, drizzly, overcast day. I'm also...
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She's really into all the police lingo. Whenever I go over there, she's...
Hellooooo strangers! I've been a bit missing in action this week, having spent most of it in London for work. And then I had the sheer, unmitigated joy of working in Slough today. I know you're all...
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A homeless man showed me his dick on the way here. It doesn't get any realer...
Hello boys and girls! What is up? It's nearly Friday, I'm getting to the end of another very busy week, I have fun weekend plans. It's all good. The only thing that would make it better is a glass of...
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Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless.
Hola, dudes! I have been meaning to sit down and blog all week, but I have totally lost the run of myself this week. Work is reliably pretty crazy at the moment; I had a couple of school-night social...
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The Exhausted Ruler said if you took an oath it would have to be broken for...
HOLLA. Hello there, everyone! What is the craic with you all this evening? Right now I am huddled under a blanket with the heaters back on - apparently it's going to warm up again by the weekend but...
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I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best...
WELL BOUT YE. Yes, I'm in Northern Ireland right now! I'm at home this week for my little sister's wedding. It's great to be home, not least because it's nice not to be at work right now. We got home...
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You can't say your favorite kind of cake is birthday cake, that's like saying...
How's it going there everybody from Cork, New York, Dundalk, Gortahork and Glenamaddy? I hope everyone has been having a good week. Nic and I are back in Leamington now, after a pretty good week at...
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This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look like everybody else.
Hola, boys and girls! Happy Easter! Nic and I got the long Easter weekend off to a good start - my weekend officially started at lunchtime on Thursday as I had a half-day, but it kind of started on...
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I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. I just wish I had more...
Hey YO. How are we all getting on, first day back at work after a lovely long bank holiday weekend been treating you okay? I guess apart from you, teachers, you're probably good for a few days yet,...
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I understand what Becky sees in you. You look like that Fonzie fellow who's...
Hiii everybody! What's the craic? Not too much here, I've mainly just been chilling out this weekend. That's nice because - gasp - I have to work a full five-day week next week. Oh no! Mind you, in the...
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