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Tell me. What is it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?
Hola, boys and girls! How is this Thursday afternoon treating you? I'm grand - I have just finished work for the day and it's been a good one, even though I did get drenched when I popped out at...
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Great job, everyone. The reception will be held in each of our individual...
Yo yo YO. Hiiiiii everyone! I am super jazzed this evening because I have samosa-stuffed baked potatoes for dinner tonight, I've had a wonderful long weekend, I made my wedding dress today and it's...
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Look, we can dance all day but it's time to step up. Are you going to buy...
Hi all! I hope this week is treating everyone well? I'm absolutely knackered, having had two twelve-hour days at work - with no real lunch break, on my feet the whole time. It wasn't just me, it was my...
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Truth be told, all I want to do is go out, get shitfaced and have a curry and...
Hola! This evening's post is brought to you by chocolate, fizzy pop and paracetamol: a mild, but very well-earned hangover. And, thankfully, the day off! Yesterday afternoon after work - after a very...
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Who are the Allens and why are they out of spice?
Hello my loves! I hope this humid Tuesday evenings finds you well, and not too sunburned after the beautiful weekend (for my UK readers, at any rate. International readers: apply similar comments...
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If you walk briskly in a pilot's uniform, you can go pretty much anywhere....
Reader, I married him.Yay Jane Eyre quote! BOOM! Maybe that's lame of me, but whatever. Jane Eyre is my desert island book, and I love that bit. Jane's a badass. And also, Nic and I got married on...
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One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't...
Bonjour mes animaux! Remember me? It's been a few weeks. I did actually bring the laptop on holiday, with the thought that I might do a little bit of blogging on a quiet evening. That resolution...
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Well, you were right about one thing. It definitely wasn't Bigfoot.
Hello again! Two posts in one week, I'm really spoiling you, aren't I?! As I mentioned in my last post, I have something of a backlog of projects and adventures to share with you. This is why I am so...
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Question 17 was the three part question. The answers were Blue Peter, Wheel...
Hello dudes, me again, here to bring a little bit of excitement to your lives. I'm good that way. I hope this Tuesday afternoon finds you well. I'm grand - I got to spend the weekend doing some of my...
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Would it be bad to have a Martini with my muscle relaxant, or bad in a good...
This is a slightly different type of post today. The normal schedule of ridiculous shoes and silly facial expressions will resume shortly, but today I wanted to talk a bit about a new independent...
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Well, I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally I took my...
Hello! It's taken me rather longer to get back to blogging than I intended. I had a weekend of socialising and binge-watching season 2 of Hannibal, and binge-reading Red Dragon so my head was in kind...
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Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no...
Happy Friday, everyone! Regardless of what is going on in my week, or what is going on over the weekend, it's hard not to feel cheerful on a Friday. Today is especially good because I'm working from...
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Or can we agree that we're all just monkeys with suitcases trying to seem...
Evening! I hope this Wednesday evening is treating you all well. Mine is - after a tedious day at work and my train home being cancelled for the second day in a row, I went and had my hair done and...
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I found Aliens scary too. That Sigourney Weaver is a sweet girl but she...
Afternoon, friends! I've had the day off work today, Nic and I are just back after a lovely long walk in the countryside and, if the rain holds off, we're going to the fair this evening. I don't ask...
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Who 'grabs' a coffee? Unbelievable. He thinks he's on ER.
Hola! It's Thursday and I've been having a stressful week. Ugh. I have Kate Bush on the stereo now, though, and Nic and I are going out for dinner tonight with our friend Lauren so, in the words of...
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Stop eating people's old french fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't...
Yo, friends. What is UP. I've been catching up with myself this week, after having a couple of busy weeks. Nic and I went to Lancashire this past weekend for a wedding, which was tremendous fun. The...
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Richard Nixon? I can't believe I'm dead. There was so still so much left on...
Heeeeeeey! Hi everyone, happy Sunday! It's been a lovely sunny weekend here at Casa Clackett - I went to Stratford yesterday with Sarah and Char and bought some amazing Liberty fabric and some cheese...
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Look, if you're gonna have some sort of rap, just be careful that you don't...
Hello! It's Sunday afternoon and a lovely one at that. I had an unexpectedly long weekend this weekend. I brought a laptop home from work on Wednesday to work from home on Thursday and Friday, only to...
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Oh, for crying out loud. You see, that's what feminism does. It makes smart...
Evening dudes, what's happening? Not too much going on here. I've been having a busy few days at work but it's been nice. I've worked at home for the past few days on data analysis and it's been good -...
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Like when I say "Men are blinded by my beauty". They're not really blinded....
Hello beauties! How's the weekend been treating you? I was working from home yesterday on boring admin tasks, which was just as well as I was a little bit hungover after going out for dinner and...
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