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Kin is people you've gotta kiss, even if they have a moustache.
Evening all! What's the craic? I am having a busy old week at work, which is kind of nice. I've been sewing and knitting and watching trashy TV (we're back on Blue Bloods) and wearing socks around the...
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I don't want a ladies' wetsuit. I'm a man! Give me a small man's wetsuit,...
Morning boys and girls! Happy Sunday! I'm having a very busy weekend with lots of socialising - it's funny how these things can all crowd in to fit the same space. Nic and I had dinner with friends on...
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Is there anything to be said for saying another mass? Oh god, I love saying...
Yo yo yo YO. Hello my loves! This week has been going sooooo slowly for me, for some reason. How can it only be Wednesday?! I had a very busy weekend between teaching, socialising and generally running...
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I’m too tired to slap you, would you bash your face against my palm?
Heeeeeey! What's happening, everyone? I'm sitting here in my pyjamas with my head wrapped in clingfilm, eating chocolate biscuits. SUCH GLAMOUR. The clingfilm is because I have henna on my hair. It's...
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Today it's difficult day for me at coffee shop, there is new stock coming and...
Hello my lovelies! I hope everyone is having a happy weekend. It's all good here - I have had a restful day of eating cake and sewing, which are two of my favourite things to do! Tonight Nic and I are...
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Ba-da Seuss, a palm caboose, and a panda hop, and pantyhose, you look...
Hola! What's happening, folks? I have had an enjoyable midweek day off today for no other reason other than I could, and it's been lovely. I slept late, had lunch in the park with Nic, went to the...
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I engaged in sexting, texting, and tex-mexting, which is when you take a...
Hey guys! I hope you're all having shiny happy Mondays. It's all good here because I have been working from home and the sun has been shining, and ALSO there's a cafe in town that makes Mars Bar...
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She was multi-tasking. It's a thing women can do. Like smelling nice and...
Happy Saturday everyone! I have to admit: I'm already in my pyjamas. Pyjamas and fleecy socks and a pair of sandals I'm trying to break in, and I have my glasses on. Nic asked me did I want to go...
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This bag is just full of knives and bras... and loose onions
Hey guys, happy Thursday! Ugh, this week has been a bit of a struggle, I'm not going to lie. I'm going to get straight in here with the complaining, right, get it over with in the first paragraph and...
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My grandmother was missing that tooth and she was the most beautiful woman on...
Hello all! Happy Monday! I hope everyone had a good weekend - I did. So good, in fact, that I spent all day yesterday in my pyjamas with a raging hangover. I came by it honestly, though, thanks to a...
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Before you worked here, were you an ass scientist? Because your ass......
Afternoon, all! It's been a hectic week here at Clackett Mansions. Work has been extremely busy - I've been in non-stop meetings, or at least it feels like it, since the dawn of time. I think actual...
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Did someone talk about a job opening? Because guess who's got two thumbs and...
Hello hello! What's up, pups? I'm rattling through this week and after I finish for the day tomorrow I have a little bit of time off, hurrah!I've been having a good week for a number of reasons but...
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Some little girls grow up wanting ponies; I always wanted to be a widow.
Hellllooo! I guess it's only been a week since I last posted but it feels longer, probably because it included a little mini holiday to visit my family in Northern Ireland. We were only home for a long...
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And take someone who can open doors with their head! Take Mitch!
Oh! What's up? It's all good here: cold and wet, and I have a cold. Only a head cold, and not enough to keep me off work, but certainly enough to make me feel utterly wretched. And then last night, Nic...
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Toscanini? Arturo Toscanini? That's the WORST recording of 'The Magic Flute'...
Hello! It's Sunday of another week that has kind of managed to get away from me. It's been a funny week: I've had a horrible cold for the whole week, which is showing no signs of shifting. I've had a...
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Sorry, Joan. Your sandwiches exceeded the required six centimetres in width.
Hola people, happy Friday! I hope everyone has been having a good week. This week has been pretty full-on for me at work, and until last night I was suffering from insomnia as well. I was working from...
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I guess nice just ain't my colour.
YO! It's FRIDAAAAAY! This has been one seriously long and stressful week so I am super pumped that it's finally the weekend, and finally payday. I guess someone (not me) bought too many pairs of shoes...
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They say that some of his ears are inside his head and when he yawns it...
Ah, hello! It's Bonfire night and...well, I'm not out looking at fireworks or eating toffee apples or baked potatoes, or whatever it is people do on Bonfire Night. It's not really a thing in Northern...
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They lie in wait like wolves. The smell of blood in their nostrils. Waiting....
OH. Hi everyone! It's taken me rather longer to get around to blogging again than I meant to. This past week has genuinely kicked my ass. I've been super stressed and uptight about work. It's silly...
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This leak business is symptomatic of the moral decline of this country since...
Yeeeeeeooooo! Howdy folks, what's happening? All quiet on the Dolly Clackett front: I'm deeply immersed in another very intense week at work. I have a lot to cram into the next few weeks, which I've...
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